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    Funny Valentine’s Day Love Quotes


    Funny Valentine’s Day Love Quotes

    Funny Valentine’s Day Love Quotes


    •             Love is a diversion that two can play and both win. – By Eva Gabor

    •             Love is a grave mental infection. – By Plato

    •             Love is an electric cover with another person in control of the switch. – By Cathy Carlyle

    •             Today is Valentine's Day. Alternately, as men prefer to call it, Extortion day. – By Jay Leno

    •             Behind each fruitful man is a lady, behind her is his better half. – By Groucho Marx

    •             Between darlings a little admission is an unsafe thing. – By Helen Rowland

    •             Get wedded at a young hour in the morning. That way, on the off chance that it doesn't work out, you haven't squandered an entire day. – By Mickey Rooney

    •             Happiness is a fanciful condition, earlier credited by the living to the dead, now as a rule ascribed by grown-ups to kids, and by kids to grown-ups. – By Thomas Szasz

    •             I require three things in a man. He should be nice looking, merciless and idiotic. – By Dorothy Parker

    •             All you need is love. Be that as it may, a little chocolate sometimes doesn't hurt. – By Charles M. Schulz

    •             I needed to make it truly extraordinary on Valentine's Day, so I tied my beau up. Furthermore, for three strong hours I watched whatever I needed on TV. – By Tracy Smith

    •             I'm tired of adoration; I'm still more tired of rhyme; yet cash gives me joy constantly. – By Hilaire Belloc

    •             If love is visually impaired, why is underwear so famous? – By Author Unknown

    •             If you have just a single grin in you offer it to your loved ones.- By Maya Angelou

    •             Instead of getting hitched once more, will discover a lady I don't care for and give her a house. – By Groucho Marx

    •             It is difficult to love and be savvy. – By Francis Bacon

    •             It is likely not love that makes the world go around, yet rather those commonly strong collusions through which accomplices perceive their reliance on each other for the accomplishment of shared and private objectives. – By Fred Allen

    •             It's interesting how we set capabilities to the ideal individual to love, when we know at the back of our heads the individual whom we really love will dependably be an exemption. – By Ally McBeal

    Funny Valentine’s Day Love Quotes


    •             Like I've generally stated, love wouldn't be visually impaired if the braille weren't so condemned much fun. – By Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon

    •             Lord! I ponder what trick it was that initially imagined kissing. – By Jonathon Swift

    •             A kiss is a dazzling trap composed by nature to stop discourse when words get to be distinctly pointless. – By Ingrid Bergman

    •             Love – By an uncontrollably misjudged albeit exceptionally attractive glitch of the heart which debilitates the mind, causes eyes to shimmer, cheeks to sparkle, circulatory strain to rise and the lips to pucker. – By Author Unknown

    •             Love is a detonating stogie we energetically smoke. – By Lynda Barry

    •             Love is being idiotic together. – By Paul Valery

    •             Love is much more pleasant to be in than a car crash, a tight support, a higher assessment section, or a holding design over Philadelphia. – By Judith Viorst

    •             Love has the force of making you accept what you would typically treat with the most profound doubt. – By Mirabeau

    •             Love is not visually impaired; it sees more, not less. But since it sees more, it will see less. – By Julius Gordon

    •             Love is the condition in which the joy of someone else is fundamental to your own. – By Robert Heinlein

    •             Love is the thing that empowers a lady to sing while she cleans up the floor after her significant other has strolled crosswise over it in his outbuilding boots. – By Hoosier Farmer

    •             Love assembles the enjoyment in, the pitiful in separated, and the delight in a heart. – By Author Unknown

    •             Man cherishes close to nothing and frequently. Lady much and once in a while. – By Basta

    •             Anyone can be enthusiastic, yet it takes genuine significant others to be senseless. – By Rose Franken

    •             Men have kicked the bucket now and again, and worms have eaten them, – By however not for affection. – By William Shakespeare

    •             My sweetheart and I separated. He needed to get hitched and I didn't need him to. – By Rita Rudner

    •             No matter how cherish wiped out a lady is, she shouldn't take the primary pill that tags along. – By Joyce Brothers

    •             Nobody will ever win the skirmish of the genders. There's an excess of associating with the adversary. – By Henry Kissinger

    •             One preferred standpoint of marriage, it appears to me, is that when you drop out of adoration with him, or he drops out of affection with you, it keeps you together until possibly you fall in once more. – By Judith Viorst

    •             One ought to dependably be infatuated. That is the reason one ought to never wed. – By Oscar Wilde

    •             The craft of adoration is to a great extent the specialty of ingenuity. – By Albert Ellis

    •             The most intrepid thing that men do is love ladies. – By Mort Sahl

    Funny Valentine’s Day Love Quotes


    •             The Eskimos have fifty two words for snow since it is so extraordinary to them; there should be the same number of for affection. – By Margaret Atwood

    •             The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. – By Blaise Pascal

    •             The partner is a monotheist who realizes that other individuals love distinctive divine beings however can't himself envision that there could be different divine beings. – By Theodor Reik

    •             The culminate relationship is one which is led altogether by post. – By George Bernard Shaw

    •             The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be cheerful, the single wish to be hitched, and the hitched wish to be dead. – By Ann Landers

    •             There's a sure part of the mollified larger part who adore anyone who is justified regardless of a billion dollars. – By John Kenneth Galbraith

    •             Three things can't be concealed: hacking, destitution, and love. – Yiddish Proverb

    •             To be enamored is simply to be in a condition of perceptual anesthesia. – By H. L. Mencken

    •             True adore comes discreetly, without flags or blazing lights. In the event that you hear chimes, get your ears checked. – By Erich Segal

    •             Valentine's Day is the point at which a considerable measure of wedded men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid truly is. – By Anonymous

    •             What the world truly needs is more love and less printed material. – By Pearl Bailey

    •             Without cherish, what are we worth? Eighty-By nine pennies! Eighty-By nine pennies worth of chemicals strolling around desolate. – By M*A*S*H, Hawkeye

    •             Women are reviled, and men are the verification. – By Rosanne Barr

    Funny Valentine’s Day Love Quotes


    •             Women with pasts intrigue men. They trust history will rehash itself. – By Mae West

    •             A lady of the hour at her second wedding does not wear a cover. She needs to perceive what she is getting. – By Helen Rowland


    •             A young lady ought to be two things: tasteful and astonishing. – By Coco Chanel

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